I LOVE TY!!!

So yes, I grabbed the camera before I cleaned it up. Maybe that gives him the impression that this was o.k. but in my defense, you can totally hear the annoyance in my voice, right?

UPDATE:

I'm sorry I cut your cell phone charger in half with wire cutters.
I'm sorry I sliced your sheets.
I'm sorry I keep rhyming with words that sound like swear words.
I'm sorry I scream like a girl.
I'm sorry for body-slamming you.

I feel like it's prudent to mention that at this point he has given up apologizing, instead, he has embraced his inner hyperactive self and is just going with the flow.

It's a good thing he's so cute.