THE VICTIMS: ME AND THE POOR PORCELAIN AND PLASTIC PRINCE
THE MASTERMIND: TY AND HIS LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD HANDS
THE WEAPON OF CHOICE: VERY GENERIC "BEAR CLAW" ICE CREAM. DARK CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH DENALI CARAMEL SWIRLS AND CHOCOLATE COVERED CASHEWS.
IT'S DEADLY. AND APTLY NAMED, DON'T YOU THINK?
My safety and security have been compromised. Who knows when this bandit will strike again? I can never again fold laundry with the door closed. The risk is too great. I'm just grateful this brown handprint on the toilet was ice cream and not other toilet-related things.
Ogre.
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